May 2013
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
I went to high school with some dumb asses. There’s a “Nice Guy” post going around and i’ve already chimed in on a rape joke post and it’s just like…. THE FUCK, MAN? I need to get out and meet new people who aren’t pieces of shit and have maybe taken a soc. class or two.
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My newest Summertime jam.
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Now, I’m not saying that I want someone to sleep with me out of sympathy… But what I am saying is that I’m a very discontented person who just wants someone to ride him all the way to China. Good thing Tumblr is here for when I need to say too much.
April 2013
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“You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something...”
– Good Will Hunting (via 24ribs)
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My emptiness is swollen shut, always a wretch I...
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juliankoster:
The only appropriate reaction to the NMH reunion is Scott Spillane saying “HOLY SHIT!” at the end of Oh Comely.
johnnybenchcalled:
summertimefine:
alostbird:
forrealla3hunna:
seitans:
obama looks like he could eat it better than romney tho
idk bruh white boys feast like someone told them their privileges were on the line.
SCREAMING
ohhhhhhh.
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It’s amazing what a good workout can do. This morning I wanted to die because of the ridiculous amount of stress i’m under due to my new, “real” job and now i just want to get back in there and learn how to be the bitchinest employee of all time.
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
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I’m not worried about my interview tomorrow. I’m worried that I won’t be able to tie this goddamned half windsor knot in time.
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Let’s just go back to 2004 for a minute,...
I was gonna go to the gym but I can’t because today is the day God slacked off.
“Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.”
– Charles Bukowski (via poisonousmentality)
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Got a call back for a receptionist job a Tu Moda Spa in Worcester. Can’t wait to tell my hetero-dude friends…. They’re gonna have a field day with this one. Fuckin masculinity, man.
“We see a dog, it is barking. It could be a K9 unit. We don’t know. It is a dog.”
– CNN (via justsaysomethingperfect)
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Welp, drove to starbucks only to find out that my checking account has been overdrawn again. Now i guess im gonna stay in and eat grilled cheese sandwiches and campbell’s tomato because I’m too bummed to give a fuck about carbs and calories at the moment. This is my fault though, because I deal with having a shitty job that doesn’t pay because i’m terrified of change.
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I don’t need no fancy vehicle to make me...
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